Hoshi in the Office

Pucha!

Nakita ni Hoshi na abalang-abala si Kuya Boy sa paglilinis nang siya ay…

Hoshi: knock-knock

Kuya Boy (busy sa paglilinis): who’s there?

Hoshi: Pucha!

Kuya Boy: (napakunot) Pucha who?

Hoshi: Pucha hend on my shoulder ( tono ni Paul Anka)

Kuya Boy (napatawa) Hang Corny!!!

Hoshi:  (napatawa ka naman)

Yes Go Ahead

(nakiki-text si Hoshi nang marinig niya…)

Sec. Grace:  Oh I’m sorry she went out

(seryoso si ate)

(Alien: Blah Blahh Blahh) < imagination ni Hoshi>

Sec. Grace: Probably afternoon

Alien: Boom, boo, boom, Pow! < imagination ni Hoshi>

Sec. Grace: You wanna leave a message for her?

Alien: pe pep pep < imagination ni Hoshi>

Sec. Grace: yes, go ahead! (nagsulat at ibinaba ang phone)

Hoshi:  (ginaya si Sec. Grace at ang alien)

Alien: I’m hopeless can I commit suicide?

Sec. Grace: Yes Go Ahead

Alien: Thanks so much.

Look young, masyado

Chief: (dumating) Kumusta naman ang headband? (Ko)

Hoshi: (loko ito a, e napansin ko ang bagong gupit na hair ni Chief) Aba bagong gupit? Bumata ka…mga 2 hours

After 10 mins.

Hoshi: Oh bat mo tinatali ang hair mo, ganda nga e bagay sa iyo? Buhaghag MASYADO?

Chief:  oo e. masyado ngang maikli ang pagkakagupit.

Hoshi: ‘di, baka mahangin lang MASYADO kaya buhaghag ng MASYADO ang hair mo.

Chief: oo nga, tama ka.

Hoshi: (Ngumiti ng MASYADONG wagas)

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